"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."
Digital Asset Lovers Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their digital world with pillows featuring fun designs inspired by cryptocurrencies and digital art. Perfect for creating a digital asset-themed lounge or workspace.
"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"
"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"
'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'
"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"
Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'
"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"
"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."
Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'
Strategies that will always work
Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'
"Something has corrupted my files again."
Cupid gives up trying to get cell phone-using couple together.
"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"
"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."
"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."
Billboards of the Future
'To begin with, yoiu'll need assets.'
The Tooth Accountant
'Unfortunately, our computer trading software just sent your money to someone in Nigeria.'
Ascent of Digital Man
Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'
Maybe we should put away our phones - she's trying to text on a cracker.
Free WiFi On-Board
We accept only digital currency.
Asset management over development.
The revised 12 days of Christmas
''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'
"This is a computer problem, Grandpa. I don't think you can help me."
"And I leave all my digital data to. . ."
Bitcoin Asteroid
I can't tell what's real and what's CGI anymore.
1,000 Stations vs 1,000 Books
"YouTube have scrapped their dislike button and he doesn't know how to respond."
Computers drawing and writing compared to a person's
Digital Asset Lovers Pillows Collection
Digital Asset Lovers Mugs
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Digital Asset Lovers Prints
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Digital Asset Lovers T-Shirts
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