Digital Asset Lovers Mugs

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

Strategies that will always work

"Something has corrupted my files again."

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

'To begin with, yoiu'll need assets.'

'Unfortunately, our computer trading software just sent your money to someone in Nigeria.'

The Tooth Accountant

Ascent of Digital Man

Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'

Free WiFi On-Board

We accept only digital currency.

Asset management over development.

The revised 12 days of Christmas

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

"This is a computer problem, Grandpa. I don't think you can help me."

'Call me soft, but I miss the old traditions.'

Computers drawing and writing compared to a person's

"And I leave all my digital data to. . ."

1,000 Stations vs 1,000 Books

"YouTube have scrapped their dislike button and he doesn't know how to respond."