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"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Advertising on the internet.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

William and Real Estate

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'