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"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

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'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

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"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

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'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

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Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

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"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

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"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."