Match Collector Gifts

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Thank you bubbles

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Feeling for shells

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"Too much club."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder what this was for."

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

Red Card - Gold Card.