Matchbook Collector Gifts

"Dad, this is Keith. Keith works in the timber industry."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Doulton Canada Geese

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Over-reaction Man.

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Antique oriental carpets.

Match Point

'I got you three new autographs in the prison yard today... an NFL and NBA player, plus a movie star!'

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

End of career sale.

Campaign for real beer bellies.

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

I Can Smell BeerI can Smell Fear.

'Son, that's not just your dad's playbook...It's a record of the hugs and kisses he gave you through the years.'

The Fashions for the Coming Season

'There's no stopping them.'

'I see you've gone digital.'

Although unable to purchase the whole team, Fiona Winklestein puts in a successful bid or Candiens forward Maxim LaPierre on eBay.

Pregnant lady's shirt says 'Baby' with arrow pointing to tummy, Husband's shirt says 'Blubber' with arrow pointing to tummy

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight Slides Down the Poker.

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

"The other team won by 12 lucky goals!"

Footballers chasing a ball.

Oh, sure, blame the match, it's always blame the match - Does it look like this was my idea?

Flammabull.