Puppy Punk Aficionado Gifts

'we're hoping it's just a phase with Junior.'

"Pick me!"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Puppy.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

A Change of Scene.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Dogs

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Dogs in a basket

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Fashion Week"

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'To woof or not to woof...'

"Bruno, sit."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"No not the puppy please"

'Who's best friend are you?'