Puppy Punk Aficionado Prints

'we're hoping it's just a phase with Junior.'

"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Why Poodles Become Killers

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Dogs

Puppy.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Fashion Week"

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Dogs in a basket

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'To woof or not to woof...'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"No not the puppy please"

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

'Who's best friend are you?'