Pet Punk Prints

'I wanna buy a muzzle.'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'To woof or not to woof...'

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

The Rolling Bones

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

Holier Than Thou

"Too goth?"

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

Pet Cemetery.

"Mr. Jingles thinks they sell it on eBay."

'They're for a friend.'

Looking for a cool cat.

'Bill's not a real nurturing guy. Last week his pet rock died of neglect.'

'It would never work, Shep - I'm housebroken, you're not.'

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

A dog sits at her typwriter

'He kept saying that, 'my bark was worse than my bite', so I bit him!'

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"

'Trouble is he's not a dalmatian.'

"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."

BOWZ, poetry reading...'Neither good doggie, nor bad dog be...'