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Recent Evidence for the Existence of Dogs

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dog in love

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Puppies

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Dog Calenders.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"We'll take him."

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"What's worse, that or this?"

"All By Myself, Dad?"

K-9 Garten