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Recent Evidence for the Existence of Dogs

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Dog in love

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Puppies

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

K-9 Garten

"What's worse, that or this?"

'Who's best friend are you?'

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"All By Myself, Dad?"

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'