Puppy Pleader Gifts

"Another slander suit!"

Agility God

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

What they're thinking.

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

"I never really needed obedience school, … It was more of an obedience seminar."

Beware of the Cat.

"They're free, but they ain't easy."

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

The Dog Botherer.

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

The nice thing about dogs is they're always satisfied with a pat answer.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Man and dog.

'Patience, consistency and treats are really great training tools...and they work well with dogs, too.'

I Wonder if They can Think…

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.