Puppy Prattler Gifts

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"Another slander suit!"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

New Year's Eve party for dogs

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"He wants a second opinion."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Wag the tails!'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Dog Chow Mein

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Canine Tours

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

"With this policy, at the age of 12, he receives 10 marrow bones a month."