Playful Prattler Gifts

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

A Hole in the Dike

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

Junior Doctor.

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

It's for you.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

Playing Doctors.

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"Race you to the spleen!"

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

'Pluck me.'

Hazardous Wastes R Us.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to disciplines you, counselor. No problem, your honor. I just happen to have some furry handcuffs in my pocket.

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

Baby Making on Board

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

'He taught me how to fetch, heel and roll over. And I taught him all he needs to know about cats.'

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

'Mind if I cut in?'

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'

'Do I have to fetch the newspaper? -- Peter Hitchens always leaves a bad taste in my mouth!'

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

'Why are you so rude?'

Motorbike