Puppy Prattler T-Shirts

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"Another slander suit!"

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

New Year's Eve party for dogs

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"He wants a second opinion."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

'Wag the tails!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Dog Chow Mein

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

Canine Tours

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"With this policy, at the age of 12, he receives 10 marrow bones a month."

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'