Puppy Patter Gifts

'Will work for tummy rub.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Another slander suit!"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'To woof or not to woof...'

"Bruno, sit."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'He's barking mad!'

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"I think I'm a big dog."

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"I never really needed obedience school, … It was more of an obedience seminar."

Man and dog.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"They're free, but they ain't easy."

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

The Dog Botherer.

Dog Tattoo

'Patience, consistency and treats are really great training tools...and they work well with dogs, too.'

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

"My mum gave me one piece of advice, never try to outrun a zebra."

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

'My first name is 'sit' and my last name is 'stay'.'

Regarding Dolly our Daschund, that's about the long and short of it!