Puppy Platter Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'll have what she's having."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"Another slander suit!"

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Puppies

New Year's Eve party for dogs

Dog Calenders.

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"All By Myself, Dad?"

"What's worse, that or this?"

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"We'll take him."

'Who's best friend are you?'

K-9 Garten