Puppy Platter Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'll have what she's having."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Puppies

"Another slander suit!"

New Year's Eve party for dogs

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"All By Myself, Dad?"

K-9 Garten

"What's worse, that or this?"

Dog Bookends

'Who's best friend are you?'