Pup Patter Gifts

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Another slander suit!"

"He wants a second opinion."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"I think he's lost."

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

Dog Tattoo

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

"You spoil that dog...."

'What about the arts? I need to learn MORE than just obedience!'

Maude loved doggy fashion.

'I must advise you to stop sticking your nose into everything.'

Dog's bucket list.

'we're hoping it's just a phase with Junior.'

"My master just washed my hair and I can't do a thing with it!"

Good luck making this shot.

'Well, I might not be able to fetch the newspaper for her, but she carries me around everywhere in her purse...'

"You're better off without. I'm SCHVITZING!"

Let's talk about my dog.

'Am I missing something here?'

'Oh Frank, what have they done to you?'

"You know, I'm part Great Dane myself."

"He thinks he's going with us, so he packed those himself. He even brought a book to read on the plane. I don't have the nerve to tell him he's not coming with us."