Puppet Player Gifts

Cricket supporter on a desert island with puppets

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"How about a hand."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Finger puppets in church.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

Ventriloquist Grave

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

Ventriloquist Audition

"She said don't forget the straw."