Puppet Player Gifts

Cricket supporter on a desert island with puppets

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"How about a hand."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Finger puppets in church.

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

And now, for a rebuttal.

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

Ventriloquist Audition

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.