Puppeteer At Heart Gifts

"Oh, sorry, wrong cubicle."

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Ventriloquist Grave

Finger puppets in church.

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

And now, for a rebuttal.

Ventriloquist Audition

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

Writer Puppet

"She said don't forget the straw."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'Are you hiding something from me? Is there someone else?'