Puppy Parenting Pro Gifts

"OK, ten minute break. Stretch your legs, lap some water, nibble some chow..."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

City Zoo: Day Care

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"They grow up so fast."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

The Baby Walker

"No no, I said sit!!"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

A mother and baby elephant

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Love a Mutt

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Bathing the dog

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