Puppy Parenting Pro Mugs

"OK, ten minute break. Stretch your legs, lap some water, nibble some chow..."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

City Zoo: Day Care

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"They grow up so fast."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

The Baby Walker

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

A mother and baby elephant

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Love a Mutt

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Bathing the dog

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."