Puppy Prosecutor Fan Gifts

"Who's a good witness."

"Pick me!"

Canine Companion

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

A Change of Scene.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Puppy.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

Dogs in a basket

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"No not the puppy please"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"