Fan Of The Prodigy Pillows

RIP Keith Flint

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"The kid's good."

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

'She is being impossible again.'

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

Young Super Achiever

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

"To be or not to be."

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."

"I love having students around...their young brains are like sponges...they never seem to forget anything!"

Fond mother testing her young son on his spelling

"You were employee of the month last month. What have you done lately?"

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

The new groom is a very young boy who says he ought to understand horses because he has been amongst them all his life

Violin Practice

"Another round of iced teas, and would you please find a placemat that will actually challenge our gifted son."