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"Another round of iced teas, and would you please find a placemat that will actually challenge our gifted son."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"The kid's good."

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?

Houdini's Dog

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'She is being impossible again.'

John Banville

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"First gig in a while?"

"Hon, was Skippy your concept or mine?"

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Sculptor'

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

It says he invented super glue.

Young Super Achiever

"On your left."

"I'm sorry, Henri. I don't think you can sue every science teacher for 'defamation of effect'."

"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."

"Oh, it's you."

"I love having students around...their young brains are like sponges...they never seem to forget anything!"

Poor Zhok, the only Homo Sapien in a Neanderthal neighborhood.

A thinker seeing his own thought.

"Can I see your ID? Wait, never mind. Wait - yeah, I need to see your ID? Wait --"

Jung vs Freud.