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"Home school marching band"

'I play it to kill time.'

Marimba

Impressing dad.

Felix Mendelssohn

I love my Timpani

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Triangle

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Jazz is Invented

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"The Just Me Band"

Timpani.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Take a bow!

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Violinist.

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

I love Marimba

"Tip my boy."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"The guy's a natural!"

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

Orchestra

Ludwig Van Beethoven