Percussion Perfectionist T-Shirts

I love Marimba

Musician

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Marimba

I love my Timpani

Triangle

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Bullseye!

Jazz is Invented

Chano Pozo,

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

"The Just Me Band"

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Timpani.

Ginger Baker.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"Home school marching band"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"The guy's a natural!"

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Whack a Marimba

The battle of the pianos.

Candles on Drum

Levon Helm

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"Page 33, line 4..."

"I can practice a different song."