Percussion Perfectionist Gifts

I love Marimba

Musician

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Marimba

Triangle

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

I love my Timpani

Bullseye!

Jazz is Invented

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"The Just Me Band"

Timpani.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Home school marching band"

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"The guy's a natural!"

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Whack a Marimba

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Levon Helm

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

The battle of the pianos.

Candles on Drum

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"Page 33, line 4..."

The Triangle

"I can practice a different song."

Close... but no Degas.