Rhythm Rocker Gifts

Double Bass.

Tambourine.

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

How's my Jiving?

The Edge.

BB King.

Heavy metal fan enjoys his PC's sound system.

Donovan always showed the ladies his license to kill on the dance floor.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Six jazz instruments.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Dance.

Zumba

'Champions league'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

Tango

Poetry Buff.

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Musical Bicycle.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Graduation keynote speakers.

Keyboard player

Music from the moon.

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Crunk

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Football drummer

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo