Retirement Rhythm Rocker Gifts

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Tourist

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

Music from the moon.

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"I once loved a parade."

Double Bass.

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

"I rolled over my 401K into the football pool."

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"