Retired Musician Gifts

"Oh, hell, Artie. Not another farewell tour."

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"

"I once loved a parade."

At the home for old musicians

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"I'm a retired doctor."

"I quit."

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'