Romantic Rocker T-Shirts

Kissing bench with rockers

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

Large print rock'n'roll section

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

Rock and Roll

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

'You're always living in the past.'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Face Mask Romance

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

Wordplay: Mandate - Escort Agency.

Heart-shaped guitar

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

'Oh, the amenity!'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"