Romantic Musician T-Shirts

Cell Partners

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

Paint pots in love

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love linked

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Diamond outfits

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Ostriches making out

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Missing You.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Frederic Chopin

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"Get a tomb!"