Music Romantic T-Shirts

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Isn't that kind - playing mine and Henry's tune on hold!'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

Venus

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'More bubbles!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Happy Valentine's Day.

Diamond outfits

Love linked

Love Conquers All

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Paint pots in love

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"You're solemates!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Missing You.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Ostriches making out

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Frederic Chopin

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Get a tomb!"