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'Report cards, folks - and they have to be signed by your high school chemistry teachers.'

Scientists are sexy

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Plasma Ball

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Plasma Ball

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Animal Engineering Lab.

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

'The results are far from conclusive, but it does cause cancer in humans.'

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"