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"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

Scientists are sexy

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Plasma Ball

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Plasma Ball

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

Animal Engineering Lab.

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

'The results are far from conclusive, but it does cause cancer in humans.'

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

'Report cards, folks - and they have to be signed by your high school chemistry teachers.'

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'