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"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Elvis Presley

Punk Reindeer

Vivienne Westwood

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Punkins

"Which one's mine?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Original punks go to reunion

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

'Look, Dad - A punker!'

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Shane MacGowan.

Mohawk Yard.

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

"How much do you want off the top?"

Bad Dog

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

Standard Shift

"Quack." "Quack." "Oi."