Punk Pioneer T-Shirts

Vivienne Westwood

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Elvis Presley

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Nice haircut."

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Punkins

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Which one's mine?"

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Disease-y Top

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Cybergoth.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

Original punks go to reunion

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Australian punk

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Ian Dury

Lou Reed

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.