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'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Nice haircut."

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Punkins

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'Punk Rock?'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Which one's mine?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I'm putting you on country music."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Graffitti.

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Disease-y Top

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

'Here's one my dad wrote.'