Punk Performer Gifts

Suggs.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Elvis Presley

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Nice haircut."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Vivienne Westwood

Punkins

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Punk Rock?'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Which one's mine?"

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punkins

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Graffitti.

Disease-y Top

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Australian punk