Punk Rocker Gifts

Please be gentle. I have a very low threshold for pain.'

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

Punk Rock

'Debbie, something is here to see you!'

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

"Awesome dood!"

Emo girl gets wrong birthday gift.

Standard Shift

'Yes, you do look different.... New glasses?'

'I don't think St. John-Bowden has quite entered into the spirit of the school.'

'Daddy, this is my new boyfriend...he's in advertising!'

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

"Look honey, he's rebelling."

Mohawk Yard.

"Well, it's not my fault you decided to get a body piercing in the area. Now, get undressed and go through the scanner again."

'My Mama tried to eat me but I didn't taste good enough. Where was my Daddy?'

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

"You SAID to wear leather pants. I did."

"An invite to a fancy dress party...what are we goin' to wear."

"How much do you want off the top?"

"Which one's mine?"

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

"Yeah, my grandson is pretty rad."

Street scene with boom box and a little violinist.

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

Avril Lavigne (caricature)

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

Skin head with sleeveless t-shirt stating 'Right to bare arms'

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

"He's a bit old for the leather jacket and nose ring routine. I mean, he`s nearly six days old!"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'