Punk Rocker In The It World Gifts

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Punk Reindeer

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Which one's mine?"

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Original punks go to reunion

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'Look, Dad - A punker!'

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

Mohawk Yard.

Bad Dog

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

Standard Shift

"How much do you want off the top?"

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"Quack." "Quack." "Oi."

"That' was great - let's run though that again."