Punk Rock Philosopher Gifts

'Buy one, you get two free. . .'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Punk Reindeer

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Punk Rock?'

"Which one's mine?"

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

Australian punk

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!