Punk Rock Philosopher Gifts

'Buy one, you get two free. . .'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

Elvis Presley

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Punk Reindeer

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"Nice haircut."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Punkins

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Which one's mine?"

Punkins

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Punk Rock?'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!