Geek Philosopher Gifts

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

Computer help.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Domestic Spying Drones

Information about information about information about information.

I think therefore I am.

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Myspace then and now.