Looking for a gift for the intellectually curious? Our collection for geek philosophers blends humor and insight, celebrating the love for knowledge with products that are as clever as they are charming. From amusing mugs to insightful prints, find something that sparks curiosity and invites conversation.
Rudy, is there life after battery life? I don't understand, Doug 2.0. If we have made our last computation, if our processor has expired. Do we ascend to some other network, a place without pop-ads and spam? Are you sick, Doug 2.0? Are you dying? Negative. It has contracted a terrible, irreversible virus. Oh! Your laptop has died and you want to know if it's going to heaven. Will it look down on me and still track my movements? How a geek mourns.
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."
On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,
"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"
'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'
"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"
"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."
The Thinker. The Listener
'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'
I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.
"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"
Computer help.
"It's a self-driving skateboard."
Sharing the Bed with Zeno
Domestic Spying Drones
I think therefore I am.
Information about information about information about information.
"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."
"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."
Artificial intelligence discovers racism
''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'
"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"
Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head
"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."
"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."
Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz
"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."
"Here's what we've accomplished so far"
"Got some bad news for you, Larry."
"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."
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