Philosophy Geek Gifts

470 BC: Socrates addresses lifes' difficult questions. "So if the player receiving the ball is past the last defender when the ball is played..."

Zeus reading book titled 'Omnipotent Beings Who Do Too Much.'

'Heretic!'

The Thinker. The Listener

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

Alexander and Diogenes

I am here.

Liberty, equality, memory.

I stink, therefore I am.

"Honest man? No, I'm looking for a place to charge my phone."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

Archimedes statue with a lever

'The Questioner'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Zenemies.

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"They look like pickles."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Epic Battles

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer