Punk Rock Provocateur Gifts

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Elvis Presley

Punk Reindeer

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Punkins

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punkins

"Which one's mine?"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I'm putting you on country music."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Original punks go to reunion

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

Lou Reed

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Australian punk

Cave Painter

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."