Punk-rock Rebellion Gifts

Crying Babushka with a Pussy Riot logo.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The No No No's

Elvis Presley

Punk Reindeer

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Punkins

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Punkins

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Which one's mine?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Joan Jett

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Original punks go to reunion

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

Lou Reed

Australian punk

Nick Cave.

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."