Punk Rock Rebel Gifts

Mom and Dad. You're no son of ours.

37th Annual McHenry County Barbershop Quartet Open Competition.

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

The No No No's

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Elvis Presley

Punk Reindeer

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Punkins

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Punkins

Joe Henry

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Which one's mine?"

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Australian punk

Lou Reed

Joan Jett

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Nick Cave.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.