Punk Rebel Gifts

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Punks

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Think Just Inside The Box.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Joe Henry

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Lou Reed

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

Editorial Control

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

Graffiti Art Class

"Then the proprietor said, we'll publish and be damned, so we did and here we are."

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

Cowpunk

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

"How can I become a successful artist if you make me stay within the lines?"

Dumbed Down Culture