"Well, Judge. I trained to be a dentist whilst I was incarcerated. I've always wanted to thank you for that six year prison sentence."
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Trial by Media
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"Good boy."
US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.
"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."
'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'
The Three Wise Queens
"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"
Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.
"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."
'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'
'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'
"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"
I love Lawyers
"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."
Your enemy is defeated by Fate
Government a la Carte
"Now that's a win."
"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."
'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'
Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme
"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."
MLK
Arizona In Black
"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."
Liberty Chained to its Freedom
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
Wal-Mart Ruling
"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"
'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'
"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."
'I think I'll become a lawyer.'
Truth
Law School teacher.
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